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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend

Cannot comprehend miles? Yeah, use a measurement system that makes sense!

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We do, but only for bullets.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And sugary drinks.

But I'm repeating what you said.

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[–] Sebbe@lemmy.sebbem.se 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So still everyday use then!

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[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!

(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Everybody loves those explicit sarcasm indicators. Really makes the whole joke hit harder.

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[–] Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My mind can't comprehend those walking and biking numbers. The walking is about 70 miles a day. That's more than double the average distance of a one day ultra marathon done everyday for a month and a half. The biking distance is about 255 miles a day. Roughly 2.5x the average daily distance for the Tour de France. I want to meet the people who can do that.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Google maps doesn't account for breaks. They're assuming you can walk at 3mph, and however much time you need to rest and eat is up to you.

Just like 1 day and 23 hours is only drive time. They're not accounting for the naps that you will definitely need.

[–] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, doing that drive in that time would essentially require at least two people taking shifts driving - or one dangerous madman on some kind of drugs.

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[–] FanBlade@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it’s assuming you’re not taking breaks, in which case I think they’re a bit more reasonable is expected walking speed but perhaps less reasonable in regards to a persons ability to go without sleeping :)

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It takes me 20 minutes to walk one mile at a normal pace. That would mean walking pretty much the whole 24 hours.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honey, wake up, Lemmy is posting bean memes again!

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try getting from one side of NYC to the other.

Two days is child's play.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Take the L train like everybody else.

Or the E if you’re uptown

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

bring your own, funnier, smell

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Move to another car?

Anyway, you get used to it. Subway smell is part of nyc life

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The other car smells worse and there's a dude jerking it in the aisle.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you got on the A train by accident, lol

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

E doesn’t even go north of 53rd st, not even reaching Central Park and thinking you’re uptown hurts to think about.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The big difference here is that most Europeans would never make that drive, while an American would cherish it as a holiday.

[–] Duxon@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, the US has the better National Parks that one could visit along such a trip. Europe is denser.

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[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why does the train take twice as long?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

Most railways are privately owned by freight companies which passenger trains must also use. Because of this, freight trains always get priority for using the rail first while passenger trains have to wait for the line to clear before proceeding.

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

47 hours isn't so bad. I drove San Fran CA to Charlotte NC once and it took 69 hours with stops for sleep included.

But, your core point is still valid, I've kinda always wondered that too. I guess the other replyee explained it, freight trains get priority.

To compare a train ride I took once, I took a train from Charlotte NC to Detroit MI and that took 24 hours. The drive is 10 hours.

My takeaway, maybe we should build dedicated rails for hauling people.. wait, the auto industry doesn't want us to have that and lobbies expressly against it? Fuckers. Back to reality, all US politicians are owned by corporations and oppose train infrastructure expansion, and yes, I recognize the main opposition is conservatives. But on this topic quite a few liberals are probably opposing it also, I actually don't know and am speaking from generic observations.

Nonetheless, corporate lobbying is the root cause. Aka legalized corruption.

The reason I highlighted conservatives is because they oppose absolutely anything that costs money (which is everything), and they spend all their efforts banning books/lifestyles/scientific-phrases and well, science and medical advice from science and medicine experts. That's all banned too. But not guns, because "bans don't work," (except in every other civilized first world nation in existence, but wait that doesn't feel good to think about) so conservatives ignore that.

So you know, I guess it's not my fault that I assume Republicans are the root cause to this problem too, since they are the root cause behind most Americans' ills.

For all you "both sides bad" people, great, so introduce ranked choice voting in your state. That would disrupt both conservative and liberal life-long politicians. If you won't do that, when you say "both sides bad" you are actually saying "Republicans aren't that bad".

Ranked choice voting, bitches. Do that shit. Read about how it works before you go ask the people in power and media-shills about it, spoiler, they fucking hate the idea because it would dethrone quite a few of them.

(Shoots AR15 into the air, the traditional American greeting and salutation for departure).

Have a nice day.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m sorry but Eurobeans are the OBs. Ask our living God-King:

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[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This farm grows baked beans?

Yes the full can grows in the ground like a potato

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Yeah, no idea what a mi is in sensible units.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

They’ve updated the unit of measurement’s name to Jerhalves.

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[–] Subdivide6857@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

You don’t want to hear about how many American football fields are in a mile?

A thousand Roman paces. A pace is two steps, each about 1m, so 1mi is about 2km. The conversion from paces to meters isn't exact, and definitions have shifted over time.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The selected route has tolls in Kansas. The northern route will be pretty similar but free, at least until Illinois, I've never gone beyond that.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's weird that it's not putting you on I-44 from St Louis to OKC.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's the "avoid tolls" part. I didn't even know you could have the primary lanes of an interstate be a toll road, but I guess so. TIL.

[–] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also included is the NY Thruway which was a toll road that was integrated into the interstate system in several parts.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah shit. Here we go with the beans again, unbeanlievable.

[–] SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bean there, done that

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

!cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mean Eunobean mind.

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