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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 133 points 1 year ago

"The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating."

Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surely that would be more of a

[–] mac@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

You were quick on that edit

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why they don't do elephant rides at the zoo anymore

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 year ago

Groot dumpster.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don't mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

Lastly, don't mind a little moss on the bark, it's a style choice, but it's customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).

Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Me on a saturday night

[–] nikaaa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Artist's impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If you've got wood, you've got something to drink.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Schlongson wronks the dongle.

[–] The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Morning wood.

[–] Ulfenstein@feddit.nu 5 points 1 year ago

Daddy nature

What they don't tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don't feed often enough.

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel's stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal's carcass

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste

"That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen."

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Herbal essence in yo mouff!

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.

[–] Francisco@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.

[–] groknull@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have the power!

[–] Metans@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.