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I wanted to make a clever joke about the 57 Heinz varieties but I can't think of one (feddit.nl)
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[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

"I've got 57 varieties, but free ain't one"?

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, I'm neither a writer nor a comedian.

[–] Lowered_lifted@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Idk about the rules at Burger King but McDonald's managers are either mega tightwads about sauces even though they are shipped in by the big old box, or they don't give a single shit, there is no in between.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Man's got 57 problems and Heinz is every one of them smh

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's also a myth that they have only 57 brands.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/02/19/business/heinz-ketchup-57-varieties-history/index.html

Marketing...

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Relevant Roy Wood Jr.: https://youtu.be/8qj0BcuRPoc

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ive been haivng fun with these meme today