When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.
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For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it's solid or liquid.
Never comes alone as well.
😂😂😂
Brown goes in, brown comes out. It's only logical
For real, why is it like that???
The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement in some people.
proper shitpost that is. prefer espresso though. sometimes the smell is enough to make me go to the throne.
I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I'm pooping on company time.
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.
For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.
For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.
It's just like pee stored in the balls.
A lot of times it hits me right after it's ready to drink lol.
Morning coffee with a cig - gastric lavage
Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.