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cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/my_mouldy_memes/t/310875

tweet by BLACKLIVESMATTER @zinubsid:
delete a letter of his name from your contacts everytime he makes you upset. when his names gone, he's gone. hangman that mf.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz got an advantage

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

*Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[–] gmtom@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My boy Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] obre@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kid named Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior

[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kid got bigger problems lol

[–] Skua@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Lmfao I thought you'd just got tired of typing names and mashed the keyboard for a bit at the end, never even considered it was real 😂

[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So is my man Al

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ty Ng is happily single.

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Imagine being named Bo

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

Good thing John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt is my name too. In addition to a long name maybe he gets erased by accident.

[–] 2d@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People like this always come across as looking for an excuse to break up with someone.

[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Ever consider they're just sick of your shit?

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Even that name wouldn't be enough against the sheer number of red flags the guy put out

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All the people from Spain/Portugal laughing with they 6 names

[–] jackpot@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[–] Llamabrodog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I knew a guy named Mallikarjuna Rao, he went by Mike, but I'd imagine with that rule he'd never be out of that relationship.

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 celebrating rn

[–] awesome_person@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

and A is crying in a corner

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depending on how violent or toxic the relationship it could be few letters too many.

[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

True, but like I replied to t he Picasso example - if there are enough red flags being thrown up, no name will save them...

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Mfs named jaquaviountavious:

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

my bro rob is crying