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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

For all we know that's one of the things he warned them about.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

which is why in his last panel he says "why the fuck is your front door wide open like this"

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 42 points 1 year ago

If anybody's gonna know what will kill you...

[–] KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last panel would've been better if they didn't say anything

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

here's my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

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[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Somebody who is less lazy than me should try to translate the glyphs.

[–] Eol@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Hey kid! Imma computa. Stop all the downloadin."

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

𓀥 𓀦 𓂙 𓃼

[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilersdfsaf