this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 104 points 2 years ago (1 children)

americans will use anything other than the metric system

[–] VoxAdActa@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What's the metric unit for depression?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago
[–] kaupas24@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Meters, kilometers, KG, ton, etc... Why can't americans juat be based and use the normal metric system...

[–] natanael@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

N / m^2 (Pa)

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[–] howlongisleft@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I like to use cheeseburgers.
Today is a 3 cheeseburger day. So pretty good. Cheeseburgers make everything better.

[–] sverit@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

tbboh (time in bed with blanket over the head)

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can’t afford a trash can

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Grouches used to be able to afford a nice trash can to live in. Good platform to judge people from, be grouchy.

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Living just in the right era to finance a trash can 🤩

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

I don't know, I'm scared to go look

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I'm somewhere between my neighbor's yard and down the street.

[–] Eavolution@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Down the street, run over by a lorry. About to be shot to make sure it's dead.

[–] incendiaryperihelion@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

bruh i am DOWN the street

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. Can in tree.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

Destroyed by bear.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

And for those who overthink..... 6. The hobos are in the can making a mess again.

[–] spiderjuzce@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

People keep stealing my trash can

[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've been using my neighbor's trash can.

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

You guys have trash cans?

[–] callyral@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

my neighbor's lost

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I'm down the street and waiting for the damn bus.

[–] Jimbob0i0@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Down the street...

[–] Jimbob0i0@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Way down the street at the moment...

[–] Philo@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Hello darkness my old friend.