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[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

3 because I'm not a giant who needs a massive fucking fork. Give me the smallest one you got.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Enjoy not eating your noodles at they fall off your fork I guess

[–] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Chop sticks are the optimal noodle eating device

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's more like: would you rather use a precision laser or a shotgun to eat with?

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Neither, I'd rather use a fork long enough that noodles don't slip off it regardless of which way you hold it.

[–] boldiegoldie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

5 is the best fork

[–] asceticism@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

3 and that's what I have at home as well.

[–] juandjara@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I like 5, 1 and 3. In that order

[–] indite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

4 or 5 is my goto

[–] Rist6@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

the fourth one. I like flatter handles & the head looks like it works the best.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

2 or 5 because I want a fork, not a spork

[–] BeFayeDoCrimes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I am fond of #4 quite a bit. It's sleek, unconventional and aesthetically pleasing. :3

Second choice is probably #2.

[–] planetaryprotection@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

#4 is almost a spork with those stubby tines!

[–] BlueKitty@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

4 for me too! I wish there were some smaller ones or that this one was tiny, it would be almost perfect. Smol cutlery gang represent?

Smol gang, everything's better when it's cute and smol :3

[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

1 all the way

[–] dill@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] planetaryprotection@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You won't be eating anything with those blunt-ass tines!

[–] dill@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 99CentFun@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

3 maybe 5 wtf are the res

[–] maximus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

1 or 5, they're both pretty sleek and have some texture around the edges. idrc about size

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like the shape and simplicity of 3, but the heft and polish of 5.

6 is irritating. It doesn't know what it wants to be.

Those are my thoughts exactly. As someone else pointed out, the tines on 5 are fucking immaculate as well. I want those tines!

[–] kbtaco@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

5… 3 looks like one from high school that would be half bent

[–] Hedup@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

4th is nice. Because the steel quality seems good and it's a bit fancy looking.

[–] AnakinSandlover@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything except 2 and 6, because of the handles.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only 2 or 6, because of the handles.

[–] AnakinSandlover@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I don't know about you but I prefer my forks without handles. Straight up just the pointy parts.

[–] AlexTheTurtle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

5 is the objectively correct awnser.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

1, I'm boring and like older stuff

[–] Zippythezigzag@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

4 because my dentures are high class.

[–] Domicidal@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

#2 for the big head and ergonomic grip

[–] Magrid@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

1 since I use it at home

[–] Col3814444@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago
[–] complicutie@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

3 looks blunt af those big ass prongs aren't piercing anything. I am a ride or die for 5

Ugh, I hadn't noticed the tines! That's such a good point... Can I order handle 3 with the tines of 5?

[–] SOS@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

of these? 5 to I like none of them

[–] Belladone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what why? What kind of fork do you like then?

[–] SOS@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

The type with scrollwork on them, or something I can feel on the handle

[–] merryGoose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

3 is the best one

[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

5 gang rise up

[–] kulta@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

So what's the answer? Pick 4 and you're a psychopath, 5 and you're a narcissist?

[–] Gamers_Mate@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Probably number 5 though if 5 is not available I will choose number 3. Also anyone else count the tines to see if any of them were actually tridents?