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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Mine goes wub wub wub. Then the beat drops

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lub dub

We need jungle, I'm afraid.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

I'm wondering how many years it'll take for this sample to be up there with all the other classic samples of jungle and dnb

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It's a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Princess Diana's driver's heart: "Floor it, coward."

[–] hasecilu@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your heart starts doing morse code 💀

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I moved to Hessen because my heart told me to do it in morse code

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Mein Beileid :(

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My heart keeps saying no more cheese it's clearly an idiot

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That's not your heart that's your veins. The heart says more cheese grommit.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Hmm... It's either saying 'kill your family' or 'bill loves emily.' I can't really tell."

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

You don't want to mix those up. You could really hurt Emily's feelings.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Hard to tell when it's muffled by the ribcage

[–] Spat_U_Later@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Listen to your heart. No.

[–] Eikov@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Heart, feelings, gut.. silly sounding synonyms.