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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] Dr_Cog@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Dr_Cog has a PhD in Cognitive Psychology and studies cognitive disorders like Alzheimer's disease and dementia

[–] starlinguk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Skyline good car. 969 good number. Put together, good and good.

[–] monotiller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

'mono' sounded cool, second part randomly generated. Kept clicking until saw good one

[–] ninboy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Nintendo Boy

[–] rockhandle@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Guitar play rock music. Guitar have handle. Rockhandle!

[–] baconeater@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

[–] Terevos@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

D and D character

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

[–] Weborl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Funny way to say "Egg" in Spanish.

[–] mikwee@lemmyverse.org 4 points 2 years ago

Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 4 points 2 years ago

Password manager auto-generation

[–] skunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

skunk like skunks

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

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[–] mishamouse@artemis.camp 4 points 2 years ago

MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

[–] sorrowl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Political side + first name first letter.

[–] Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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[–] PinGZ@artemis.camp 4 points 2 years ago

PinGZ pings things for money

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Jessica like new phrase, sound good. Jessica like name Jess, sound good. SayJess now born.

[–] DonnieDarkmode@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

DonnieDarkmode’s name invokes famous movie (DonnieDarkmode has never watched Donnie Darko) as well as popular display setting that doesn’t sear eyeballs

[–] cram42@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Misheard at Nando's. Best number.

[–] PrimoSparazza@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Smokin Aces

Lazy, but do.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Grossness is funny.

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] cow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Best animal

[–] zampson@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Laserquest misunderstanding created this

[–] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Visited lemmy, liked lemmy, saw many beans, like beans.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

[–] jao@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Woman have butt. So, not gay.

Jao see rise of ButtNutter when?

[–] skintt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Skintt like Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim record label called Skint. Also Skintt have no money.

[–] nitpicking@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Same one always use

[–] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Randomly typed letters made Zloubida think of some famous (and ridiculous) French song, thus Zloubida thought fun to choose this word as user name.

[–] kbity@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kbin. Kbity. Like kitty but kbin. Kbity!

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