this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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Mildly Interesting

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[–] comador@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God of rain may not like that and send a zeus bolt at you... Otherwise I love it lol.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I had not considered the gods! Curses…

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Only after reading this did I realize that this isn’t !atheism@lemmy.world

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Get a bunch of friends with the same umbrella, go out to a public place, and yell “SHIELDWALL!”

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh! Hubby is a mountain biker, he will be delighted to hear of the calf appreciation

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Tell him ElJefe from lemmy says he’s jealous!

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I dunno, i was 14 once.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well good morning to you sir!

with a penis, that's how.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

If i had seen an umbrella like this from my office window, it would have given me a good chuckle. You will be sure to brighten other's dreary days.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

This would be perfect for mounting to a pole sticking out at the front of my bicycle.

[–] subpar_nsfw@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hasa Diga Eebowai

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'I love to say 'fuck'' What? No Murderdolls/Wednesday 13 people here?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

I say fuck every night and day

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Y'all know this umbrella wasn't bought to block rain, right?