this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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hmmm

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For things that are "hmmm".

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago

Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The what now?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 6 months ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 10 points 6 months ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Cool!

[–] lesnout27@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

The design is very human.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.

[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.