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r/twosentencehorror doesn’t recognize my genius (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by outer_spec@lemmy.studio to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

twosentencegenius (i dont get it pls explain)

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The meat worm also likes to browse lemmy

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Lemmy is finally going mainstream 🥰🥰

[–] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

That tingle on your booty hole is the ~~tape~~meat worm

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Introduce me to the meat worm.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 15 points 2 years ago

The meat worm!

[–] Vegasimov@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago

Truly one of the worst subs Reddit ever produced

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago

All those downvotes were from the meat worm.

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

Not the meat worm!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The tadpole gives me superpowers though!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Does it? Or is that just what the tadpole wants you to think? You're actually just in a modern day hospital bed, in a coma, slowly dying to a parasite literally eating your brain matter. The fantasy world full of magical races is actually just the schizophrenic delusions of your dying mind.

But it's worth it for the wild crazy Illithid sex.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

haha tadpole mind laser goes pew pew

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lol'ed. Yours is the only two sentence horror I've ever liked.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 5 points 2 years ago

I am a charlatan and a hack

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What lemmy client is that

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Memmy app