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Career day can be hard on a kid (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Decimit@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago

His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.

[–] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago

[ Children's screams have been removed ]

[–] i_had_name@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I laughed, and then felt bad about it.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

No, fake news!

He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cold as ice

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

[–] Mylemmy@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Lol savage

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol

FTP

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

File Transfer Protocol

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

yeah I was thinking it was either that or FreeToPlay

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Foil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

thank you internet person

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fuck the police

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.

[–] Zana@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.