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[–] KTVX94@lemmy.myserv.one 96 points 2 years ago (1 children)

tbf there's plenty of porn on former Twitter too

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's pretty much all it is as far as I'm concerned.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'd say that's all it's useful for anymore but since you now have to log in, it's not even that 🤦

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Microsoft sweating with Xbox.com

[–] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago

I'm sweating too. My hobbyist software brand is called X-Industries.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago
[–] online@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

From left to right:

  • xxx.com
  • xnxx.com
  • xvideos.com
  • twitter.com
  • ~~xhamster.com~~ xporn.tv
  • ~~?~~ xanimeporn.com
[–] tominator@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Doesn't xhamster use hamster as a favicon? Xporn.tv fits more.

Last one is xanimeporn.tv

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Confirmed that XHamster uses a hamster. Took one for the team and visited that dirty, sinful site for 3 minutes.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I better double check. I’ll be back in 2 minutes 30 seconds.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

coomers unite

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which is also used to view porn.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rule 34 also means everything is porn. So go on and continue jerking it to those windows.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

I can assure you I am not jerking to Windows.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If it can't be used to view porn, does it really exist? Should it?

(Yes)

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But only one of them can't battle pedos properly!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not can't.

Won't. It's a choice.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 5 points 2 years ago

In that Australian case it definitely seems like it but I just hope it's incompetence for the moat part, I like to believe that they just ran out of moderators because of little Elons revolutionary approach!

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 9 points 2 years ago

Well, you're not wrong.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To quote the late John McAfee: “Nobody should have to use XHamster.”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just seen this video. I wish Elon was that edgy

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And the lesson there is that if you are planning to sell your company to some greedy cash grabbing incompetent dicks while you go... eccentric, don't name the company or the product after yourself.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's always such an ego trip, and the ones to ego trip like that always have bad reputations.

There's some special irony in a guy being so proud of his name that he plasters it everywhere, all the while oblivious to what his name actually means to people.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He needs more meth to be that edgy.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

This is the weirdest version of Russian Roulette I've ever seen.

[–] SpooneyOdin@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] PagingDoctorLove@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He said that the Xs are gonna give it to ya...

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago
[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

𝕏 is for furry porn, right?

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

Imagine doing this and not using incognito at the bare minimum

[–] Pozitigor@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I think the author is trying to confuse us all, because Google ain't porn website

[–] PagingDoctorLove@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, everyone knows you use Bing for porn.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

wait...it isn't????

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

Good people stopped using Twitter long before quitting it became mainstream though)