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[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 95 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children)

Dwight_Sheldon_mode on

It's "mosca", which is just a common fly

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Commenter gives a logical answer with information that is probably well-known for a good chunk of the world (Spanish speakers), yet it’s somehow still mind-blowing. Like “whoah, that’s where that came from!”

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

In Spanish you have one tamal but two tamales. In English you have one tamale, two tamales. We incorrectly removed the pluralization from tamales and now we have this hybrid word, tamale.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You’re invited to my house whenever we’re hosting the in laws

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

yeah, but mosca is femenine while mosquito is masculine. a small mosca would be a mosquita. a large mosquito would be a mosco. an even larger mosco would a moscon. and even even larger moscon would be a mosconaso.

[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But it's only the female mosquito which is bothersome. We should probably have called them mosquita.

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grammatical gender in Spanish is rarely consistent anyway.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even weirder: the main informal terms for genitals are not congruent with the genital sex.

  • Pinga is feminine
  • Bollo is masculine
  • Papaya is delicious
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or moscote, or mosconón. Mosconaso sounds to me like a large swarm of mosquitoes. Lol

[–] victron@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

The meme is funny nonetheless.

Aaaalso, in Mexico calling a mosquito "mosco" is fair.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Moscas (flies): 😐

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You killed it! People shall sing your praises for generations!

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Bro that mfer looks like it can feed a cat

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago

Omg, kill it with fire!

[–] gothicdecadence@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Not sure if I should upvote for quality comment or downvote for the raw fear stricken in my soul

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[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'Mosco' is commonly used in different Spanish speaking countries. 'Mosca' is your regular house fly, 'Mosco' is used in some places to refer to the big black flies and horse flies.

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Huh, that's interesting. In russian, the general word for "small fly" is "мошка" (moshka). And plural of those is "мошкара" (moshkara).

Always fun to see related words.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you’re hard of hearing, you don’t need to suffer in silence. Help is available

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So I can suffer in noise? Sounds like a bad idea.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The suffering will stop when morale improves.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I love how villainous they look oh my god

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro please put a trigger warning here

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Look bro we told you not to go north on I-15 from Goodsprings. But noOooO "shortest path to Vegas is a straight line" you said.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mosca exists and also moscardón

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same in Portuguese, except mosca and moscardo instead. They almost sound like a Pokémon evolution line

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

When the mosquito drinks enough blood it becomes a Mosca and when a Mosca eats enough shit it becomes a Moscardó.

[–] outwit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If true, then what am I eating when I have a "burrito?"

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Wait until you find out what gordita means.

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those buggers live in Scandinavia I think….

[–] Nowyn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

They do, and funnily in Finnish, they are called hyttynen while one diminutive is -nen. The question is what the fuck is hytty.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Military-grade repellant you said? Time to break out the Star Wars Mosquito Defense System.

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[–] Moc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Someone at Boeing hire this man. The next US Government defence contract will be worth billions.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does that also mean that the capital of Ecuador is really modest?

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah the roots are Quechua not Spanish

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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