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[โ€“] kspatlas@artemis.camp 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They found out she wasn't pregnant

[โ€“] machinaeZER0@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

There was a House episode about it.

[โ€“] GCanuck@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe the one on the left is pregnant? Ever think of that?

[โ€“] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.

[โ€“] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe she ate a comically large spoon full of ice cream

[โ€“] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 2 years ago

But just the spoon, without the ice cream

[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."

Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.

[โ€“] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Needed to make sure it wasn't a watermelon

[โ€“] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life

[โ€“] dadGPT@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they just found out that they are going to have twins.

[โ€“] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One line = one child

Two lines = two children

[โ€“] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Three lines = it's all spiders

[โ€“] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not a tumor! Phew!

[โ€“] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 2 years ago

I mean. She could have just been fat