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[–] Almonds@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won't stop talking about crypto

Two twitter bots: One won't stop talking about crypto, the other won't stop telling you pussy is in bio.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

...Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested...

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That wasn't even on my 2024 bingo card!

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy" yeah how about no, Kesha

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom