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[–] Ramin_HAL9001@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Object oriented programming is endless class struggle.

Pure functional programming is freedom from state.

[–] ElectronSoup@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

"In politics, nothing is immutable"

[–] sapient_cogbag@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago

Based haskell ;p

[–] geopoliticssuck@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OCaml enjoyers anyone? 🐫

[–] fkfd@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

ocaml: the socdem of programming languages

[–] dodslaser@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Not a single problem of the class struggle has ever been solved in history except by violence."

~ Vladimir Lenin

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

That's why they call it a standup. Because it's supposed to go on until there is only one person left standing.

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago