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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, sometimes they come and do a bit of tidying up. It's called a "shakedown" because it's fun like a party.

Prison room service

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Should I put a penny in my butt ?

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then the butt is where pennies go.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if you are jailed in nordic countries

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like I need to buy a plane ticket

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if you get put in solitary confinement. Rick Allen got room service for 13 months while awaiting trial for two murders which he almost definitely didn't commit.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hmm what crime should I commit?

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could show your ankle in a red state.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They have cell service. It essentially means that prisoners are very well reachable through mobile communication means.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 months ago