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A joke (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 33 points 3 months ago

Oh god "too scared"/"two square(d)" jfc took a minute

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

but i’m 4 to say it.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

This is like a bowling joke. Right up my alley.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 3 months ago

I read it as "I'm too high to say it."

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

No lie. My first 'calc I' prof had an accent so thick that I was honestly confused as to why X was always 'scared.'. I daydreamed about X running away like the stereotypical cheerleader in the '80s slasher flick.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 months ago

L7