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[–] grue@lemmy.world 142 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I deny this asshole the status of "space cowboy."

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I also extend that to the status of "gangster of love"

[–] olicvb@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And "Maurice" as well while we're at it

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He's just that "womp womp" guitar lick that plays after "Maurice."

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

This is outrageous; it's unfair

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 124 points 7 months ago (5 children)

i absolutely adore that i haven't seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn't ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 89 points 7 months ago

Same!

The energy has been pretty consistent:

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.

Do you think they will consider?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If they could profit from it they might

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I would consider paying for the experience depending on the price.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

It's nice to see more people drop the childish notion that we shouldn't be happy when evil people die. When a knight kills a dragon, it should be celebrated.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

It's absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

Welp, yours is the most creative take I've seen this morning haha, kudos!

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to add that the more I think about it, this is the logical eventual outcome to for-profit healthcare. How long it takes to get to this point seems like it would vary with a few other factors, but I guess we've reached it now for this timeline.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Live by the dollar, die by the dollar

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

About $1.50 actually, assuming 9mm ammo

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

i hope this starts a trend for CEOs in 2025 :)

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

2025 redemption arc?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

Thots 'n pears

[–] deltreed@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Eat the rich

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"

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