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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 199 points 2 months ago

“My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 142 points 2 months ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)

grindr has a custom notification noise? isn't that indiscreet for an app like that?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I don't know any apps that have custom notifications out of the box these days, apart from Messenger. It's too convenient just to use the operating system's API and default to the user's default sound.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't know if there's some way to override/customise the notification sounds on Android on per-app basis. At one point in history I wanted Twitter to go [random bird noises] and Reddit to go "Le." but since I don't use either of them anymore I really didn't investigate this further.

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In WhatsApp you can set custom notification sounds, I believe it even supports notification sounds on a per-contact basis. So safe to say you can do it as an app developer.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I used to use custom sounds I downloaded for a few people and it was useful, but it's clunky and time-consuming to set up for even a few contacts. I had to get the sounds on a PC because all the sound apps on the store feel like malware and are riddled with ads.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I think there is an option but it might be dependent on which company makes your phone.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

It's actually really easy for a developer and for a user. Apps can provide a notification sound for themselves, but the Android API automatically creates a user interface inside of the notifications settings that let a user set a sound of their choice on a per-notification-channel (for example, Discord has separate channels for "Incoming calls", "Direct messages", "Friend requests", and a heap more) basis.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Signal does, that dee-deep sound it makes.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When I installed it used the default. I'm on GrapheneOS, how about you?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On my Samsung Android phone it's configurable but I think when I installed the app aeons ago it used their distinctive ding. On desktop Linux incoming messages throw standard push notifications.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm wondering whether it automatically copied using the default notification from my old phone then. I'm pretty sure I didn't change the Signal Notification sounds on my current phone.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mine also uses the default (for the very few times I've ever taken my phone off of vibrate). I'm just using an out-of-the-box Samsung.

Can confirm as well that my friends with iPhones also have the generic sound for their device for Signal.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

on my phone (GrapheneOS / Android 14) u can accomplish this with:

  1. Go to 'App Info' for the app (this can be done by long-pressing the app's home screen icon > App Info)
  2. Select 'Notifications'
  3. Select the specific notification kind (eg. 'New Message' or whatever)
  4. Select 'Sound', which opens a radio-input of thw default system sounds, and an option to add a custom sound from a file

i would imagine most android builds, which are not very customized (such as samsung/oppo), would handle this similarly

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

For me, it only ever made the normal plonk, nothing fancy and custom.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have the Pornhub jingle set as my rintone. I regularly hear "I know that sound where is it from?"

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Tell them it's grindr next time.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That's brilliant, you're hilarious.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

username checks out

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Post an audio file of the noise

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

don't forget lube

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How would you say it? Panickily? Panicly? Panically?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious to build some little thing, basically a bluetooth speaker you could stick somewhere, to play stuff like that from under a table or behind a couch, from something like a phone speaker.

[–] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen something like this, like a Bluetooth noise box, powered by batteries..

I wouldn't want to use one of those music listening type "sexy speakers" like what Dankpods has. Powa ahn. Blewtewth moad. Because it would sound too big and sharp, needs to be out of a tinny little 5mm driver.

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I showed my partner this post and he let out a genuine belly laugh. Well done!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

On one hand, I'm glad I don't have too many really bigoted relatives. On the other hand, this would be so fucking funny.