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Are bandages gay? or should I just let myself bleed out like a real man ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Die like a man

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So put a helmet on?

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bandages are totes gay, but it's only a problem if you're straight. And that 14" dildo snaking it's way up your colon tells me you're not going to have a problem.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if the dildo is 46 inches in girth?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends? Is it a surface scrape or cut? Leave it to breath. Is it a paper cut or a deeper than a scrap? Bandaid or wrapped. Don't get an infection because yous wanna let other dudes know you fuck women. That's gay.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago

Mommy!