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[–] TheMadBeagle@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take a shoe that the woman you love has worn, fill it with rue, and hang it over your bed to make her love you.

This one got me haha

I've never tried the shoe full of rue, but I've gotten positive feedback on cheese plates from Wegmans.

[–] spicy_biscuits@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

To be fair, they're not wrong

[–] wheresyourshoe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I do love cheese.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

So we're completely gonna ignore the part calling for "nine drops of fresh blood" immediately below?...

[–] Dracona@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

this is valid advice

[–] Drewelite@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Spells charms and incantations 😂

[–] TheDeadGuy@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Fascinating is a good thing, right Lucas? Lucas?

[–] 1stq@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 years ago
[–] s6original@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How about a jar of Cheez Whiz?

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