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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the most German road sign

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Watch-out for airplanes" is a good sign to have on the standard.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I know this one ! It's the big german car goes vrooooooooom sign !

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that just allowing to quickly park again after it being previously forbidden? I think the sign is the same around here, totally not german.

[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure if youre being sarcastic, but this sign in Germany means that all previous (velocity) restrictions are lifted and the overall speed limit is valid (on "Landstraße"/country road => 100 km/h, "Autobahn"/Highway => theoretically unlimited km/h... well you still have to drive "according to the circumstances" which is important in case an accident occurs, so visibility, rain/snow, only two lanes etc.). There is no direct context to parking.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it seems you are right. same signs and meaning here. I thought it was this one for a second.

[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Tbf thats pretty similar

[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No phone use in bed.

Might not help with the getting into bed part, but it's cognitive behavioral therapy to associate bed with sleep.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ehh...that doesn't necessarily pan out either. If I have no stimulation at all, my mind can swirl to 10001 different thoughts. What often works for me, personally, is to put on a YouTube video on my phone to help fall asleep. The trick is you want to find a long, relatively boring and not engaging one to sort of lull you to sleep. Make the mistake of putting on something too interesting and you're fucked.

That's me, anyway. I don't always need thought distractions to sleep but often I do.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I find podcasts are even better, you can listen to them with your eyes closed.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I put on MKBHD

Me who is literally bedridden and hasn’t had the physical capacity to leave my bed in two years:

Guess I’ll just throw my phone away then…

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me, going to bed 2 hours earlier than normal last night: Feel no more rested or refreshed than usual

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

jokes on you it’s fucking 8 am

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

I relate. It's how I've found out these are not military speed limits. I was a bit concerned about seeing tanks "only" being allowed 150kph.