Aielman15

The over-the-top edgy/"how do you do, fellow kids?" vibes of the early y2k years is definitely something that I don't miss from that era.

I can somehow hear Linking Park in the distance while scrolling this post.

One more road bro. Just one more road and we solve war bro. Trust me bro. Just one more road...

Japanese Drift Master seems interesting. I enjoy open world racing games ever since I fell in love with Test Drive Unlimited back in the days, but I can't vibe with Forza Horizon because of the constant "Congratulations, you just drove 5 meters in this direction! Take this awesome car for free!" wherever you go. It completely robs me of the enjoyment of progressing through the game.

Wishlisted it, I'll probably buy it as soon as I have some free time.

He liked the name "Pertinacus" more.

They had a lot of bling, though. Very fashionable.

3 in the ideal situation, requires the user to have played like i dont remember, 10 different games.

Or watch a 30-minute recap.

Ah yes, the most dangerous foe of Rome. Rome itself.

I too hate Forrest.

I trust these people with every cell of my body.

I wonder why... :P

This is wonderful advice! Thank you, John Xbox! I may be without a job, but I will keep on using your products like the mindless consumer I am, so that your paychecks will keep on growing.

God, this is so out of touch that it stops being funny and becomes genuinely uncanny. Like, are these people even real? Are they robots piloted by Skynet? Am I the only real person on the entire planet?

This is top quality journalism offered for free. We don't deserve you.