Last words on the cross:
"Well...so much for nepotism!"
The sound they make when you're nailing them.
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...
When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"
Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat
Jesus gets the bill
"Why..."
Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose
"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
AMEN!
What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?