I love that she has a tail in the last panel. Call it the "stinger" of the joke. (Sorry don't hate me)
Aviandelight
I'm laughing at this far more than I should be.
I decided to stay child free because I know that I would not be the mom that I'd like to have. I do like kids though.
I'm not okay. I know my life isn't as bad as it could be. I feel like Covid was easier to get through because everything happening wasn't controllable in a grander sense. What's breaking me now is the fact that things clearly don't have to be this way. It's infuriating to watch so many people get away with being so colossally stupid. I can't get through a single day without having the overwhelming urge to slap sense into other people.
That sounds dangerously close to addiction.
We have used the name Flexo for years if only because it makes me smile. No one else in the neighborhood is funny though.
This guy has always been a piece of shit. For at least a decade he was a talk show host for local AM radio after the laid back conservative host got run off. I had to quit listening all together to our local news. He's a proud "ex-cop" who never misses a chance to make a situation about himself. I have no idea how he even got the support to run and I really wouldn't be surprised if the majority of Republicans around here are embarrassed by him (Virginia is a special kind of prude after all).
I did too. As much as I hate MS, Xbox live is really our only way to play with our friends (who live all over the world because my husband is a night owl). I got Ultimate for giggles and it turned out my husband games so much it was a good deal. It's definitely not at the new price. I personally have only used the console to play Minecraft over the last two years since I can't get Bedrock on my steam deck without some major fuckery.
Jfc I just downgraded back to Premium. We were paying for Ultimate but never used it. What a great way to force users to look at their subbed to. It's pretty fucking awful to pull this shit with no real announcement.
I swear I'll never understand this mindset where young men think that 1) they'll automatically be assigned a woman that meets their specifications and 2) that will magically solve all their problems. It's such a juvenile way of looking at the world. It's why some women can't wait for sexbots so these chuds can be placated and leave us the fuck alone.
I've been wondering what they heck this was. I use a Logitech mouse at work and this popup is the bane of my existence. Our workstations are locked out for software downloads but I also can't get rid of the damn popup.