BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's kind of the job of a defense attorney. By definition, most of his clients are going to be scumbags. He's no different than any other defense attorney, except some of his clients tend to be celebrities.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

It's been the plan from the start. Get HitlerPig elected, let him fuck around in his inimitable style until everyone gets fully fed up, then replace him with Vance. Theil holds Vance's leash, so it will be just a foreign Sociopathic Oligarch running America from the shadows.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just call them MAGAs. Whether they did it or not, they ALL support suppressing the files, so they are ALL complicit. Same with any Dems who go along with it. They are either Pedophiles, or Pedophile Enablers. Not much difference as far as I'm concerned.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One of the top comments in EVERY Epstein File post I open is:

Trump Raped Kids.

I approve, carry on.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I just read that they were hiring thousands of new ICE agents to round up illegals. Who do you think is going to sign up for that duty? And get paid for it, too? Not the best and brightest, we know that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The other day, my mind was on other things and I walked into a public restroom, looked around, and didn't see a single urinal. Suddenly it hit me!

I hustled out, and sure enough, I'd walked into the Women's side. It was one of those big open rest rooms with no doors, just a big opening, and I wandered into the wrong one. IT HAPPENS! Luckily nobody else was in there at the time.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

"Yep, still a dick. Same as last time. NEXT!"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

"Your Pee-Pee, bitte?"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Because abusing your fellow Americans sounds like fun?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today -1 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what this is all about. They want to build a Jewish Dubai, so they can experience lavish luxury without giving their money to the Muslims.

HitlerPig's "Secretary of Spirituality" has already declared that God won't let any Christian into Heaven unless they've made a pilgrimage to Israel. In a few short years, the Gaza Riviera will be operational, thanks to Kushner, and it will become standard dogma that Christians have to make a pilgrimage to the Gaza Riviera at least once in their lives, the way the Muslims all have to visit Mecca at least once. This will cause an economic boom for the luxury resort/ hotel/ condo and business owners.

As usual: Follow The Money.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Rebranding him as a religious prophet was the plan during the Biden administration. Traitor General Michael Flynn was operating a traveling roadshow of evangelical preachers and conservative celebrities for which the overriding theme was HitlerPig's mission from God.

He was never very fond of his daughter-in-law Lara, until she started speaking on the tour, saying that she speaks directly with God regularly, and he had told her directly that HitlerPig was His chosen emissary to represent Him and lead America into its new White Christian future. HitlerPig was so pleased with this that he made her chairman of the RNC.

They were really cranking up the religious rhetoric at the time, and I fully expected that they'd start attributing miracles to him, when he hooked up with The Goblin, and they rigged the election. Now that he's president again, nobody is bringing up the religious stuff anymore. If he gets kicked out again, he'll pivot back to being a Prophet again.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every other country in the world is trying to make their population smarter and more connected, and we're trying our hardest to make our people stupider with less access to information.

Why have we allowed the most corrupt, despicable people to make decisions for us?

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