15 minutes later Kirk is halfway up El Capitan while Picard is in hover boots trying to remind him what a bad idea it is to board a ship captained by Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Bishma
You know when users complain about the lingering bugs, unexpected slow downs, and slow delivery of new features caused by tech debt (even though they don't know that). That's them caring about your stack, whether they know it or not.
That pipe had a vendetta
A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.
He's named after Laszlo Cravensworth from What We Do in the Shadows.
But he reminds me of Jackie Daytona, somehow.
I'm my few months there I don't think he responded to his name, but he knew the sound of us yelling at him from across the field - that would get his attention.
Shhh, you'll wake it.
I've been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.
In college I did my internship working at a reptile house that did educational events at schools, libraries, fairs, etc. We had several alligators but only one that was allowed to wander the grounds (supervised). The property has a creek with high banks running through it that is all snow melt in the summer, and it was my job to go drag Spike out of the water and into the sun when he'd go sit in the icy water too long and couldn't get himself back over the bank.
Seeing that person with a gator by the tail trying to keep it out of the water brings that all flooding back. Spike wasn't that big though.
I assumed his neural net had gone screwy from having Picard poke at it with a sharp stick then spending centuries, unpowered, in a cave. And now he legit thinks he should live at 221B Baker St with his very own Mrs. Hudson.
Dan Quale was unelectable because he thought potato had an e on the end
I still live in the '96 year of the Linux desktop. Red Hat hasn't enterprised yet, Debian is the scrappy new underdog, and the kernel maintainers are all young, flexible, and open to new technologies.