Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]
I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:
Something tells me he was not the captain. But I'll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.
If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?
The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.
First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.
Is the goal to get last place?
Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.
Can't believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.
616 gallons per flush.
She looks delicious.