The frontend has been that way for months but as you can see, federation and the API still works (except for media upload) so I can keep using my account with third-party apps.
ChaoticNeutralCzech
joined 2 years ago
Kenne dein
Ich weiß, es geht um Zangendeutsch, aber auf diese Phrase bin ich allergisch. Die Angelsächser verwenden in diese Fälle Personalpronomen statt etwas wie "man". Ich bevorzüge "Maimaiskennenlernen".
Not in terms of pure logic but definitely in practical terms. You don't get far in humanities if you only follow pure logic.
Does the cross mean "oh, it's actually only 3 things other than that one legendary dwarf", "hating elves" or "no relationships"?
Oh nein! Da muss man auf Relativität achten!
Das würde erklären, warum aus Standpunkt DB Züge mit 5 Min. Verspätung als pünktlich gelten.
Wrong number of texts, too
More like 10-15 cm but yes
Both look very much like .NET development with C# in Visual Studio. Each of these way too much Microsoft for a Lemmy user to touch.
Person #2 is way too masculine and attractive. The people in picture #3 are way too close to touching grass and socializing. The furry (#4) is indeed the most believable.
Unless it's the 52Hz whale. I'd shed a tear for that lonely creature; not for that biologist though.
Ich kenne auf Reddit einen Regionalbahn-Lokführer (Dieseltriebwagen R. 814 in Bezirk Olomouc). Leider spricht er nicht Deutsch (aber ziemlich gut Englisch) und hat kein Lemmy-Konto; ich kann ihm aber Fragen stellen, die ihnen anfallen.
Er heißt u/Venca_z_dediny ("Wenzel der Landei") und war einmal Moderator eines tschechisches Subreddits.
PCBWay's "contact" detail page includes gender. (You contact me on my phone number, email or gender.) Apparently, the third gender is "Secrecy". In HTML, the selector is called "sexuality". Maybe I can change the sex of the fake support agent's avatar?
Anyway, the HTML is questionable and so is the JavaScript: there is a GMT and China Time clock that shows seconds but as explicitly stated, it "updates every 5 minutes". Or at least it would if the timeout function wasn't broken. When I forcefully run it, it adds 5 minutes but subtracts a giant number of years (invisibly because the date does not update), eventually reaching 64bits' worth of microseconds ago and starting to show "NaN:NaN:NaN" in the date. Instead of fixing this, they limited the time update task scheduler to only run 10 times but it actually runs 0 times.
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Fake ad banner showing a summer beach with large text in the sky:
EARLY SUMMER
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Logos of: Saudi Aramco, Chevron, Gazprom, BP, Exxon, National Iranian Oil Co, Shell, Pemex, Coal India, Petróleos de Venezuela, PetroChina, Peabody Energy, Abu Dhabi National Oil Co, Kuwait Petroleum Corp
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Image Credit: Ollie Craig - A Beach in Corfu, Tourist Boats During Summer Holidays
Warum darf man auf "fahrradfreie" Strecken radeln, wenn Alkohol in eine "alkoholfreie" Flasche nicht eingelassen wird?
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Low-quality photo of a cleanly decapped chip with no resin around it, lying in a recessed rectangle in black plastic or ceramic. It is protected with some clear coat, and there are gold bond wires connecting it with 14 pins embedded in the package material. Two of them on opposing sides are connected and form a bed that the die.A structured square takes up most of the left half of the die and appears significantly darker. The rest is usual chip design with minor rectangular structures. The second photo uses crappy dusty lenses instead of digital zoom. It is slightly less cropped so it is revealed that the entire thing is within a deeper recess, possibly with a tab that keeps a cover on?
I don't have a camera better than my phone, sorry, and the magnifying glasses did not really help.
The pics are purposefully cropped to make the guessing a little harder. The chip continues to work now that I’ve undone this.
You may ask follow-up questions. I will post the full story and pics once you guess correctly.
~~Please use the spoiler syntax for your guesses so that people can enjoy guessing with follow-up hints without spoilers!~~ You really don't like doing this, apparently. I thought it would make it more fun for people to take a guess even after someone guesses correctly.
I will do the same with any hints and answers I post in the comments so that everyone can choose the difficulty.
Edit: we got a sequel
cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/2907077
I'm pretty sure you know what follows...
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A recreation of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme. A white CASIO CFX-9850GB PLUS calculator is laid on its side on a cushion while three TI-83 Plus and two TI-84 Plus calculators, all black, are standing behind the cushion. The faces of corresponding actors are shown in 4-tone pixelated pictures on each calculator's respective screens, grayscale on the TIs and sepia-toned on the CASIO thanks to its (limited) color graphics. Words of the text "Original meme by Chaotic Neutral Czech" are used in place of the SHIFT functions on a row of keys on the Casio as a mild watermark.
I'm pretty sure you know what follows...
Image transcript
A recreation of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme. A white CASIO CFX-9850GB PLUS calculator is laid on its side on a cushion while three TI-83 Plus and two TI-84 Plus calculators, all black, are standing behind the cushion. The faces of corresponding actors are shown in 4-tone pixelated pictures on each calculator's respective screens, grayscale on the TIs and sepia-toned on the CASIO thanks to its (limited) color graphics. Words of the text "Original meme by Chaotic Neutral Czech" are used in place of the SHIFT functions on a row of keys on the Casio as a mild watermark.
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Put two of them next to each other diagonally:
\\One escapes the other and it will be treated like a regular item.