Codpiece

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

It was no Virgin Megastore.

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

You need to shell out for a new joke book.