CooperHawkes

joined 2 years ago
[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (6 children)

“Hmmm. People didn’t like this game. Quick. Let’s make another live service game.”

  • Warner Bros dumbass executive.
[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I was about to say the same thing….

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Why is everyone acting so surprised by this?? It’s Ubisoft. It was always going to be an open world live service penny pinching cash grab.

I won’t even think about buying a game until a week after it’s out because that’s when most companies patch in even more micro transactions.

This whole industry cut open the golden gooses of their player base and yet there’s still enough people out there shitting out golden eggs.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Are you talking about Helldivers 2 or Hellblade 2? Cause one is out and the other is not.. this article is about the one that is not out yet.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 53 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Shameful laugh from me. I’ve always wondered how fair indoctrination would push you before your senses kicked in. This woman smashed a window to a government building believing they were doing the right thing to save democracy. It’s probably the saddest way to die…

Digression done. Still LOL’d and I suppose that means I have slight case of empathy and a bigger cause morbid humor.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

This sounds like Series S requirements/limitations. The series X could easily handle the game but since Microsoft requires it to run on Series S they probably made the choice to work it on PS5 then would push resources to work out the Series S issues. Makes sense.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Expanding the love story of Eric and Shelly is a great idea.

The rest. Eh.

[–] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Wow. I really want to watch the show/play the game where the Space Battleship Yamato battles with the Guardians of Destiny…

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