Cyanity

Oh I heard this before in a song.

"But it's time to exorcise these demons These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now"

• Not Afraid by Eminem

so a teacher giving students cultural information is now a "meme"

weevil weevil rock you

if i'm reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody

this was such a great setup, but in the end it fell flat because i don't know anything about superbowl or detroit, can someone explain?

it's just a different way of saying "i like to choke on long toes"

Me and the buoys chilling in the sea.

If only Steam mobile apps weren't so goddamn awful, you might have had a point.

No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent. If I remember correctly.

No, that's a "man"

A manc is a practical joke or a mischievous act.

Citizens' United Military makes for a nice acronym

Replace:

X - Earth is round Y - Earth is flat

and read again. Some Y people probably started existing this way, because other Y people didn't reject them even though Y makes no sense and wasn't proven.

... but idk i could be wrong