It's too wet now
DoneItDuncan
You may find it difficult to insure if you keep it in the van
In my personal experience, workplaces having shower facilities really help with this. Not sure if that's universal though.
Is it by a Mr Iain Banks?
TBF I do think there's a cultural aspect. If you search for 'XL bully' half the video results are about how to get your bully XL dog to build muscle mass and look intimidating. It seems people that are attracted to that breed are so because they desire (at least on some level) to have a dangerous looking dog, and actively work to make the dog fit the role.
I'm unsure how you address that behaviour, but it is a problem.
Are you sure about that? I think it's only enthusiasts that can regularly break 20mph.
Shower when you arrive at work (if there are facilities)
Is this another pledge?
oh sweet summer child