Empricorn

I wish the pillow was me!

Eh. It takes a lot to galvanize an entire nation around one man. I'll take my chances in a world where people could enjoy hearing "Adolf Hitler? That artist that somehow died last week?"

"butterscotch raspberry pudding"!? Why does he not have an extremely successful restaurant down the road from me??

How dare you. We also like salty and "cheese".

PEBKAC. Known issue.

I think Musk should go to space. I'll even donate to help make it happen! But it's a one-way trip.

These people vote.

Actually, it's now called the Canaderse.

If they chose to do it because they want to, how is that "demeaning"?

In the water hazard on the 14th hole.

Plus you can live in a pentagon! Just not the Pentagon.

I like your optimism!