FanciestPants

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Steve Bannon Gives Apparent Nazi Salute During CPAC Speech, Mirroring Elon Musk | Video in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Common mistake among editors is the misspelling of "obvious"

What words should not be combined with "poop"? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Gold Tesla Cybertruck owner in Massachusetts says he's been threatened and harassed. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can't he just drive it to a "safe space"?

With great self-awareness WinRAR releases official $150 merch: 'What better way to support the software you’ve NEVER paid for than by buying a WinRAR bag?' in c/pcmasterrace@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hella respect for this move, and i like the look of these. I just wish it had come at a time before I was concerned about the price of everything that I need to survive sky rocketing. Would have purchased 2 years ago.

Street vendor in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't know if it would be too "on-line". The "got any grapes" line is from a popular kid's song about an annoying duck, and the pun, "Beef or eel" is a take on the shorthand, "Be for real" to express that someone should be more serious

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Street vendor (lemmy.world)
 

A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Look man, all I'm saying is that if it wasn't for that song most people wouldn't even know how to spell bananas".

Denis Villeneuve Is Making Dune 3 Next Because You Want It in c/movies@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, Denis!

Ocasio-Cortez: Musk ‘one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One of?

Why do I never hear about an artist "selling out" anymore? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does Snoop Dogg performing for the Trump crypto ball or whatever the shit that was count as selling out?

Trump admin emails air traffic controllers: quit your jobs in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't he win his last election with something like 94% of the vote. The dude is outrageously popular... or there might be something else going on.

Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm afraid what you heard me say is, "a lot of drugs". What I said is, "all the drugs".-

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