Freshparsnip

joined 4 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

People always portray David as a child when it happened too. The Bible describes him as a youth but it doesn't say how young. I guess because his brothers were already soldiers and he wasn't, people figure he was a child. I'd say he was a teenager.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is written in the book of Leviticus: "It shall be unclean for one end of an electric cord to match the other"

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They also tested the thing about toast landing butter side up

And also whether exotic meats taste like chicken

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The saying "shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars". No you won't, the stars are outside the solar system, they're much further away than the moon

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even uninhabited islands

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Anyone who willingly goes to the Untied States is a fool

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Inconceivable!

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everything Trump does raises alarms that America is becoming more and more fascist, yet it keeps being allowed to happen

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I've heard that Amphibia is similar and is implied to take place in the same universe

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of The Handmaid's Tale when suddenly women couldn't own things or have jobs

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED!!!!

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If only someone had told him the consequences of voting for Trump

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