overview for Freshparsnip

Who's responsible? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

What did I do?

What's the best time of day for crime? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

"I refuse to be both accurate and precise on the grounds it may incriminate me"- Matt Parker, mathematician

What's the best time of day for crime? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oddly specific

A White Nationalist Wrote a Law School Paper Promoting Racist Views. It Won Him an Award. in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I don't think he understood much about biology

A White Nationalist Wrote a Law School Paper Promoting Racist Views. It Won Him an Award. in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A dumb highschool classmate of mine had a theory that each race of humans is descended from a different kind of ape. He thought he woukd make a lot of money off that theory. The teacher told him he would get lots of money from nazis.

Trump Complains He Should Have Won FIVE Nobel Prizes By Now But ‘They Only Give Them To Liberals’ in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

He should win the opposite of a Nobel Prize. Like how the razzies (which he has won a few of) are the opposite of oscars.

Oranges? In this economy? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Cheaper than eggs

Prosecutors trying to 'bias' the public against Luigi Mangione, defense says in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Mangione for congress

Shit posts to Los Angeles. Literal fascist Nazi traitor behind illegal invasion visits our city. Post this shit to a state jail. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

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ICE could ‘run out of money next month’ and is already $1bn over budget to carry out Trump’s deportation plans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Just send Musk a tweet on x

ICE could ‘run out of money next month’ and is already $1bn over budget to carry out Trump’s deportation plans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All while people starve in the streets and grocery prices skyrocket. But all the struggling Trump supporters will be reassured that the big bad immigrants are going away.