Freshparsnip

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Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it's plausible

Is this a good time for a trip to Los Angeles? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Cop season" "protester season"

The White House claims California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States." in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 46 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

The biggest national security threats are Trump, the Heritage Foundation, MAGA, and Musk

Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked "how can I be drunk if I didn't drink it"

Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's what I've theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

2,000 National Guard troops will be sent to L.A. amid clashes over immigration raids - Los Angeles Times in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

Because they're revoking legal status from legal immigrants and arresting legal immigrants and its only a matter of time til they deport citizens too

Salmonella outbreak linked to eggs sickens dozens of people across 7 states in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

People are still buying eggs?

101 dogs rescued from apparent puppy mill in North Carolina in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Is Cruella De Vil a suspect?

Trump says Musk will face 'very serious consequences' if he funds Democratic candidates -NBC News in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh goody. What kind of consequences are we talking?

Trump says Elon Musk will face 'very serious consequences' if he funds Democratic candidates in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

What a vague threat

Trump team scrambles after report he’s killing manufacturing jobs in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Wasn't the alleged purpose of tariffs to bring manufacturing goods to America?

What are you accusing me of? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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According to the rules of the catholic church, is the pope allowed to smoke marijuana? Are the cardinals allowed to all get high and vote in the conclave? (lemm.ee)
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What should I get high and do tonight? (lemm.ee)
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What goes good with fresh parsnips? (lemm.ee)
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Rewarding kids for pulling their teeth out may not be one of our better ideas (lemm.ee)
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Most of my baby teeth caused bleeding when they came out, probably because I was impatient

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Why should I trust you? (lemm.ee)
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