Freshparsnip

joined 4 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are Musk and Trump getting divorced? Who gets the country?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Like 3 rants ago

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Should have bought insurance

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Who's gonna convict him?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, so he's to blame

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They can just grab people and send them to supermax prison in a foreign country without any due process to verify if they were in the country legally or not

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I want to know what it's like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I blame Trump supporters

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

There's a subreddit dedicated to telling you if Trump has died yet

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

"He'll sign anything that stays still long enough"- Ron Weasley on Profesor Lockhart

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 147 points 1 month ago (57 children)

Trump dying sounds good until you consider he'll be replaced by JD Vance

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