I get an excuse to stay indoors.
Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!
GreasyTengu
joined 2 years ago
Humans be like: "step on me Earth mommy"
I am just a fish
Newfoundland names be like:
Come by Chance
Blow me Down
Conception bay
Dildo
Random naked dance parties are a staple of any MMO
Shit I think I actually have that one
yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber
man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?
ah, makes sense why it wouldn't take the playlists i exported from youtube then.
switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.
"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.
Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.
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Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.