HowAbt2day

You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.

With frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.

How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

To keep their reptilian brains from slipping out their ear holes.

IIRC that all the clothes they had because their regular gear got wet and the dry cycle hadn’t finished by the time they got called to the plane. The news I got also said they were wearing tactical gstring panties.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.