HowAbt2day

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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 7 hours ago

Seems like you need more freedom.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 7 hours ago

And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 12 points 7 hours ago

It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 2 days ago

With frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 days ago

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 days ago

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

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