The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.
HowAbt2day
joined 2 months ago
Oh come on. You know.
MAGA - TACO: “no they’re not!”
No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.
Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.
How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.
This dating app profile is making my pee pee skin tight and veiny.
Which one?
Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Twice before lunch to be accurate
Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
Yeah but that attitude now makes them seem leas delicious and that’s not fair.