HowAbt2day

joined 3 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

This description just turned me on.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

I would do this. This. I would do.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 48 points 3 weeks ago

We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 67 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 17 points 3 weeks ago

This is a woman I could appreciate.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 28 points 3 weeks ago

Call 1-877-447-4487

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