IWantYou

joined 7 months ago
[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Sucking my own dick.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Story from my past NSFW:

When I was growing up, experimenting in the bath, I thought it would be handy if they made sex robots that could switch from female to male, so I could not only have sex with my female robot, but also secretly find out what it would be like to replace the intense feelings that my finger gave me in my butt whilst jerking off, with a dick-shaped object.

So I was definitely daydreaming of android dick.

Of course no such robot existed, but then I followed what was for me at the time a very surprising chain of logic. I realised that men have dicks and that a man could put his dick in my butt, and that I would like that to happen, and since having sex with men is gay, I must therefore be gay (as well as straight - I had never heard the word bisexual). This blew my mind quite a bit, I can tell you.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I reallo want to sink my cock between your sexy cheeks.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

I already did. Check your messages on your profile page.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

;)

Sometimes when you have spare and someone else hasn't enough, it's good to share, don't you think? I like the idea of sharing. Sharing seems nice. We could share.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes. sometimes my FWB does a number on me that gives me the walk-gingerly in the morning. Bad in a good way.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

I, too, only visit fucking websites featuring men wearing little or nothing.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

When I was younger I started to get very into the idea of drinking piss from someone, so I checked how safe it is to drink, and it turns out unless you have an infection (unlikely without symptoms), pee comes out sterile and is safe to drink in moderation.

I realised that I had a penis that regularly produced pee and I could try my own direct from cock if I just made sure my mouth was open and underneath.

The first time I tried, I was so hard I couldn't pee! I just knew it wasn't going to happen, so I gave up and just got myself off watching piss drinking videos.

The second time I tried I was still super turned on, but I kept trying to relax and then try to push some piss out again. The idea of drinking my piss was so naughty it really turned me on, but I felt like I was getting closer. It was wave after wave of thinking I was relaxed enough and I was going to pee and then getting turned on more so I didn't quite make it, but then, finally, still pointing my dick down towards my mouth, I could feel the wetness coming, the liquid heading into my tubes! This was it! I was about to drink my piss! Yes! And I came hard into my mouth without pissing at all and without messing with my dick. I think to this day it's the only purely mental orgasm I've had whilst awake.

The idea was still really hot to me and I wanted to achieve it, even though cumming into my mouth without physical stimulation was awesome, and I didn't regret that as an outcome at all.

I knew I would get more success drinking my piss if I quickly tried it before I got fully hard, so I made the plan that next time I got in the mood to try it, I'd drink a lot then distract myself for about an hour so I'd be full, then at the end of the hour's distraction, rush straight away to adopt the position with my cock pointimg down at my face and just relax before I got hard.

Success! My warm piss was filling my mouth! It tasted a bit different to its smell. More intense, but definitely different. Less piss, more amonia. I drank what I wanted and let the rest wash me. So hot.

I got quite into it for quite a while and did it quite a bit, to the extent that my brain started linking the smell of piss to arousal and I would get turned on a bit using a public urinal because of the smell.

It's not super comfy though and now I do it rarely, and usually use a glass or my hand instead of the crookneck version, but I still find it hot, and if I had a live-in boyfriend I would be drinking a lot more, like all the time. "You don't need to go to the loo, just give it to me and I'll do it for you later." Hot.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 months ago

My most teeth gritting orgasm ever was from a carrot.

Memorably I also reached the happy place from the water jets in a jaccuzi.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

So hard for you right now. I wanna slide my dick all the way inside you and fuck you and cum deep inside you.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Last night I dreamt that I went down on another guy and sucked his semi, which got hard in my mouth. I tasted the exciting bead of his precum and then I woke up and now I want to suck dick.

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