Joecool2087

Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn't like sleep.... Was not at its best

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can't be right!

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

But there are only 6 cats?

I think that the issue is two fold here. He won't retire, and people keep voting for him.

Wait...my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

I don't think that they are capable of sweating

I had to look this one up. This is the lead singer of Lifelover, Jonas Bergqvist. He died in 2011 from an overdose.

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I've got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

Phew! It is such a breath of fresh air to see that this statement didnt end with "in the United States."